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Hello, my name is Amanda. I am 23 and like Pokemon, Supernatural, Teen Wolf and Doctor Who and the internet and just a lot of things.
But I hate cotton balls. Fuck cotton balls.

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

Posted 1 day ago With 83,408 notes

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

Posted 1 day ago With 346,734 notes

I’ve spent the past hour lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, listening to sad piano music with little sugar ants crawling all over me.

This is my life now. These are my new brothers. They have accepted me as one of their own. Farewell.

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decapitatedprince:

Yea I can rap

[Clears throat]

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

Posted 1 day ago With 38,786 notes

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theclearlydope:

Hey guys, prom is right around the corner. Make it memorable.

the big titty committee be like