But I hate cotton balls. Fuck cotton balls.
how to give a handjob:
1. grab boner mid-shaft
2. pump until confetti is released
If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
I’ve spent the past hour lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, listening to sad piano music with little sugar ants crawling all over me.
This is my life now. These are my new brothers. They have accepted me as one of their own. Farewell.
Yea I can rap
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree