But I hate cotton balls. Fuck cotton balls.
“1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.”
- person: so where did you learn html?
- me: not.... neopets...
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.